abra-cadabra!

As I was waiting tables the other night, a guy stopped me and said,
"You have been so friendly, and so polite, here... do you like magic tricks?"

me: *laughing* "sure"

guy: "See this $20 bill?" (I was definitely paying attention now...) "I'm going to make this $20 bill disappear from my hands, and appear in your hair. Ready?"

me: "YES!"

Dude does his little trick... sure enough, the bill disappears from his hands, and he pulls it out behind my ear. Pretty cool. And then, he PUT IT IN HIS POCKET! wtf.

It's rude to just wave it in front of your underpaid undertipped server and then take it back. I need more magic tricks. I need to figure out how to make $20 appear behind my ear again.