adventure stuff

Over the mountains and through the woods, to the fancy fun Pig Roast we go... It takes genuine adventure-loving friends to follow you over tiny, run-down, barely-fits-one-car bridges, through dirt roads, passing wild animals (both dead and alive), out to the country, to dodge cow pies and barbed wire fences to the permanent pig roasting pit in the backyard, where a giant roasted pig awaits (jaw excluded because one of the dogs already swiped it). All in all it was a very yummy day, with food, beer, ping pong, darts, minus the bonfire because we dipped out early, but not without playing with a sledge-hammer-ax first. Also good to see the little bro. *shout out*

Highlights

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Lorelei: I don't feel well.
Christine: Do you want some water?
Lorelei: No, I think I'm just dehydrated.
Christine: ... yea but... do you want some water???
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Lorelei: Are we lost?
Bill: Yea, I don't remember seeing those houses, or that farm...

Laura: Yea me neither... oh wait! I definitely saw that dead animal on our way here. We're good.
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Lorelei: Can I see the pictures?

Christine: Well, the batteries died so they didn't take.

Lorelei: Oh, can you take another one?

Christine: Well... no... because the batteries died, so the camera won't turn on.

Lorelei: Oh, well can I see the ones we already took?

Christine: (looks at Bill and Laura...then back to Lorelei) See, the camera won't turn on, it's out of batteries. It's dead. So I can't show you the pictures.

Lorelei: And we can't take another one, huh? That sucks.

Christine: Yes. Yes it definitely sucks.

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Laura: There's all kinds of wild animals out here, especially bears.

Lorelei: And woodchucks???

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Lorelei: Bill! You killed our love flower!!!