It has come to my attention that I can't handle all foods like most people. For instance, I'm lactose intollerant. Also, I get sick if I have Taco Bell or KFC. I can't handle the grease and fat, honestly my stomach rejects it. Similar issues with chains like Outback or Longhorn (the same place as far as I'm concerned...) etc. Why is this an issue? Well, it's not. I've learned to live with it, and I'm sure I'll thank my stomach later when I'm not 300lbs. I do love fruit and fresh veggies, and I go to Whole Foods every week. As I sit here and eat my afternoon snack of organic carrot sticks (the chizzeled version of reject carrots, as we've learned from my post about the origin of baby carrots) I'm thinking about cheeseballs. The UTZ bag of cheeseballs will make me sick. Solution: Pirate Booty!
No, I'm not referring to "aye matey" dirty sex on a pirate ship with a peg-legged parrot owner with an eye patch. I'm referring to organic cheeseballs! Tasty, and GOOD FOR YOU!
You may be wondering, what to do with the bag of UTZ cheeseballs sitting in your kitchen.
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