Tuesday, July 29, 2008

eggs

It recently occurred to me that the eggs in the egg carton are not from the same chicken. This means that when I whisk together 2 eggs for an omelet, I am smushing the gooey fetuses of two baby chickens who are not even related! They don't even know each other because they came from 2 different chicken butts probably from 2 different coops, maybe even different farms!!! It's honestly very morbid.

Bring on the oatmeal.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Funnnnyyyyy